1.NAME: Jordan fucking Cooper
2.NICKNAME(S): I dunno, mostly shortened variants of my first/surname.
5.BIRTHDAY: July 24, 1984.
6.HEIGHT: Five eleven ish.
7.LOCATION: North Dakota.
8.EYE COLOR: Blue.
9.STRAIGHT,GAY,OR BI? Awesome.
10.ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Completely. . . No, sorry.
11.WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? Myself.
12.GIRLFRIEND: Thirty of them.
13.FAVORITE RELATIVES: Booboo.
14.FAVORITE GROUP: The Murder City Devils.
15a.FAVORITE SINGER: Spencer Moody.
15b.FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC: A lot of them.
17.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? They're suppose to do the thinking for me, aren't they?
18.GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS: I don't care.
19. GIRLS, WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL POLISH: Doesn't matter.
20.FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Conan O'Brien, etc.
21.WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? I have a touchpad.
23.IN THE CAR, AC OR OPEN WINDOWS: Open windows, unless I'm on the highway.
24.DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: Well, I'm cognizant of my own existence, hence I believe in myself. It's a little easier to believe in yourself than it is to believe in a higher being.
25.SCHOOL: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
26.FAVORITE BOARD GAME: I prefer cards.
27.FAVORITE MAGAZINES: Atlantic Monthly, GMR, assorted comic books.
28.FAVORITE SONG: Lemuria Rising.
29.FAVORITE COLOR: Red.
30.FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL: I prefer bagels.
31a.FAVORITE FRUIT: Nanners.
31b.FAVORITE VEGETABLE: Carrots. Wait, are potatoes a vegetable or what? I heart my taters.
32.FAVORITE DRINK: Bombay Sapphire Gin and Tonic (2:1 ratio) with lime. Preferrably pulpy.
34.FAVORITE SOUND: Rain. But only when it's dark out.
35.FAVORITE SMELL: An unlit Turkish Gold.
36.THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Ha.
37. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST AT THIS POINT IN TIME: Myself.
38.WHO WAS YOUR WORST BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: There haven't been a whole hell of a lot.
39.WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Presently? Nice, understanding, amusing. I want someone to just joke around with.
40.FAVORITE THING(S) TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Something quiet. A movie. Reading. Relaxing. Anything to avoid excitement.
41.FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Cowboy Bebop; Almost Famous.
42.FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Baseball or Hockey.
43.WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS? Probably dead. Maybe in some job I'll get sick of. Maybe I'll just have a normal life and buy a Porsche during my mid-life crisis, which will come any day now.
44.WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I dunno, I fell asleep again.
45.DO U GET MOTION SICKNESS? I'm not answering any question that uses a letter as a substitute for a word.
46.ROLLERCOASTERS - DEADLY OR EXCITING? Deadly Rhythm.
47.HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE? I know I'm going to die, it's just figuring out when.
48.PEN OR PENCIL: Pen. I prefer things permanent.
49.HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE U ANSWER THE PHONE?: See Question 45.
50.FUTURE SON NAMES: I'm not sure, but I'm vain, so I'll guess Jordan, Jr.
51.FUTURE DAUGHTER NAMES: Hope. Not negotiable.
52. ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND? Sometimes more than others.
53.CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA CAKE? Vanilla.
54.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Most frequently, yes. Leisurely more than obligatory.
55.DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Hardly. Though the stuffed Taxi cab Stace got me in New York is on my nightstand.
56.THUNDERSTORMS - COOL OR CRAZY? Wonderfully soothing.
57.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE? Whoever wrote the screen play for Troy. Then I'd smack him for fucking up a work that lasted thousands of years unchanged. Thanks for ruining one of my favorite works of all time. Fucker.
58.WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo.
59.WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Boxers.
60.BOXERS OR BRIEFS ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? String bikini.
61.DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI? With cheese.
62.IF YOU COULD STREAK IN FRONT OF ONE PERSON'S HOUSE, WHO WOULD IT BE? B. Arthur.
63.GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED YOU FOR THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK,WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? If there was a reason she needed it and I dubbed that reason adequate, yes.
64.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY OCCUPATION WHEN YOU GET OLDER, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Bounty hunter.
65.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ONE COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Probably black. For the gazillionth time.
66.IF YOU COULD GET A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I wasn't under the impression that I couldn't get a tattoo, especially considering I ALREADY HAVE FIVE.
67.IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? My mental patterns.
68.WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM: Orbit. Peppermint, I believe. I just know the color of the pack. To be honest, I prefer mints.
69.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE: "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
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70.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yeah.
71.WHAT'S ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint.
72.IS THE GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR HALF FULL? All empty. Bottoms up, eh?
73.PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOURSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO: Maybe I'll Catch Fire.
74.WHICH DO YOU PREFER - COOL RANCH OR CHEESE DORITOS: Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips.
75. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR SNAPPLE? Go Bananas!
76.WHICH ONE, COKE OR PEPSI? Pepsi.
77.WHAT KIND OF MILK IS YOUR FAVORITE? Skim.
78.IF YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE,WHICH METHOD WOULD YOU CHOOSE: Chances are, it'd be in vengeance, therefore something torturous or ridiculously ironic.
79.ARE YOU A RIGHTY OR A LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTRIOUS? I write right-handed.
80.DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yeah.
81.WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, YOU FIRST NOTICE THEIR: It varies person to person.
82.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ATTACKED BY A BIG DOG? Yes. Well, it was a beagle. But I was young! It was fucking huge.
83.DO YOU EVER SAVE YOUR AOL Im or E-Mail CONVERSATIONS? Rarely. Except for the time I argued with Dave about St. Patrick's Day being a real holiday.
84.DO YOU EAT CHICKEN FINGERS WITH A FORK? Varies with my mood.
85.IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL,WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE? A sickle.
86.WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE IF YOU HAD THE OPTION TO BE A SHOE? Large, black-leather boot.
87.IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THE PERSON YOU HATED THE MOST, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Something horrible that would incriminate them, but would allow them to know that it was me who did it to them. Cask of Amatillowhatever. I was never a fan of his.
88.WHICH DO YOU PREFER, WWF or WCW? Fuck that shit.
89.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Beer cans and old art projects.
90.WHAT'S THE BEST NUMBER IN THE WORLD? Seven, two, one-thirty-eight.
91.WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR: Currently: 2004 Nissan 350Z Roadster. Black with a pink underbody lighting kit. Just to make fun of all those fuckers.
92.IF YOU COULD GO ON A DATE WITH ANY ONE PERSON..WHO WOULD IT BE? Louie Anderson. In fact, I think I'll go ask him now. He's in the bathroom eating the decorative soaps.
93.WHAT IS YOUR FAV MOVIE (S)? Igby, Empire, Godfather, I dunno.
94.WHAT WOULD BE YOUR PERFECT DREAM DATE? A relaxing conversation of drinks and cigarettes in a small pub in London.
95. HOW LONG DID THIS STUPID SURVEY TAKE YOU TO FILL OUT? About four days. I started it before I went down to Athens and just left it up.